I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
…..okay yahoo alright i see what’s happening here
I decided to start doing a cleanse. My issue is that I work at a bakery and a chocolate shop. I think this classifies as masochism
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”