Kinda italian
You're like a teabag; not worth much until you've been through some hot water
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Post reblogged from Meggimoo..
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
HOLY SHIT…..okay yahoo alright i see what’s happening here
Awesome
(Source: dont-blink-korra)
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Photoset reblogged from All that is gold does not glitter
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Photoset reblogged from .Intriguing... Fascinating... Thought Provoking.
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Photoset reblogged from They will always be there to guide you
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I decided to start doing a cleanse. My issue is that I work at a bakery and a chocolate shop. I think this classifies as masochism
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Photoset reblogged from Hey Funniest Post!
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Okay so today in Chemistry this kid Roman was walking across the room to get something and he tripped and this one girl immediately shouts “THE EMPIRE HAS FALLEN” and i cried
(Source: crutchie-morris)
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The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
(Source: secretsbest)
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Photo reblogged from Something Next to Normal
via Reblog for iPad
THIS IS SO GENIUS I JUST STARTED CRYING
(Source: the-royal-nonesuch)
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Post reblogged from Live and Let Go...
everyone stop being mean
look at this dog
he thinks this whole parade is his parade
what a happy lil pup
