Kinda italian
You're like a teabag; not worth much until you've been through some hot water
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Post reblogged from Asshole Disney.
I mean really, how hard can it be to get on that
Just go to Goodwill, buy the ugliest things you can find, and wear them around for like 2 weeks so it looks like they’re actually your clothes
Then hide your real clothes, make your friends nominate you, and let the best shopping spree of your life begin
Haha I considered this as I was watching this show not twelve hours ago!
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Photo reblogged from Hey Funniest Post!
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In other, happier, news, I have followers!!
AND I get my first tattoo on Thursday!!!!!!
I must share with tumblr because Matt has ceased to share my enthusiasm.
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Who is tired of hearing their roommate and their girlfriend go at it all the time?
Allow me to state, for the record, that I love my roommate. She’s always been there for me and I will continue to be there for her whenever she needs me. Her girlfriend is also awesome and the pair of them together are very very happy. I’m happy for them, in fact. However, I would prefer not to be woken up with their very vocal expressions of how much they love each other at three o’clock in the morning, or when I come home from work, or after I wake up, or in the middle of the afternoon. Is that unreasonable? Gah! -.-‘
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Photo reblogged from Tastefully Offensive on Tumblr
As a Canadian, I find this both accurate and hilarious. Love it!
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
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Photo reblogged from 999 dollarz
No, its Morgan Freeman, you have any bones that need collecting?
-Only the one in my pants haha
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McDonald’s and Tim Hortons at 5am with the boyfriend? Um, yes please. There was a hash brown too but someone *cough*Matthew*cough* couldn’t wait until we got home. Good morning tumblr!
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Post reblogged from now I'll never dance with another
